Firetruck salesman turned comedian? Two occupations Steve's guidance counselor told him weren't even real jobs. Indeed they are.
Steve Hartman is no stranger to a gentle caress and a careless whisper.
Steve Hartman has been shorned like a daggy-tailed sheep.
Steve Hartman listens to Dr. Penis MD. That guy should be fired!
Steve Hartman is taking it out on Karen, from work. Does she deserve it? Yeah! I hate you, Karen!
Steve Hartman went to his buddy's cabin and the rest is too hot for TV!
Steve Hartman puts the figurative lotion in the basket because he's a polite child of the 80's.
Steve Hartman looks like he has various terminal illnesses.