I’m a comedian. What I do is, I’ll write things down then try to figure out if they’re funny. Then if they appear to be, I will say them in front of people, or film them, or record them, or etch them in whatever method I see fit.
I wish there was more to it than that. I don’t really think that the things I write will change the world. I don’t really care if they make me famous. I doubt that they will ever make me rich. All I really ever wanted was to not work in a pallet repair company. That’s a real place by-the-way. There is a company out there that repairs pallets, aka those wooden things that companies ship things on top of. They don’t build pallets, they repair them. Then they paint them orange. That was my job for three days. Other men would repair a stack of ten pallets, then yet another man would drive that stack of ten pallets over to me so I could paint the stack orange. Bright orange. Have you ever spent eight hours painting things bright orange? It messes with your eyes. Anyway, I quit that job by taking off the giant hazmat suit they had me wearing and walking home (my ride continued to be employed). It took me three hours.
So now I do comedy. You should take a look and see if you like what I do or not. If you do, follow me on Twitter, or sign up for my newsletters so you can keep up to date with what I’m doing. I have Facebook, but rarely use it. If you don’t like me, but were excited by the prospect of discovering a new comedian, then drop me a line and let me know what famous comics you do like. Maybe I can suggest some up-and-coming comics with similar styles to them.
I think that’s it…