Robert Selander is a stand up comic and comedic actor in Los Angeles. His magical blend of improv, sketch, performance art and stand up comedy is uniquely hilarious. Having performed at clubs, casinos, basements, saloons, gas stations, coffee shops, dojos, massage parlors, day cares, and outlet malls all over northern California, and now in many notable bathrooms in LA; Robert has constructed himself as a comedic force that can't be booked... I mean stopped!! His comedy has been described as weird, high energy, clever, odd, artful, sexy, mystical, and very cute according to his Grandparents. His rubber-faced antics enable him to tranform into eccentric characters at the drop of a dime with the physicality to match. Some of his characters include Colonel Mustard, Gelledemoore the Comedy Wizard, The Lead Singer of his comedy band Tartar Control, and Frozen Walt Disney. Robert has appeared pulling a rabbit out of his stomach on Comedy Central, playing Ash in Evil Dead: LIVE!, regularly at The Comedy Store, all of LA's alternative comedy jamborees, and in the hearts of newborn babies all over the world. In addition to live performance, Robert has built himself a large following all over the universe online with his off the wall sketches, and fan club where you get an official membership card and free taco in the mail for joining.