Please respect my privacy. Even though I live at 12378 Delagio Drive Brentwood California 90025 a non-gated community with plenty of parking and spend my evenings drinking at the Willow Lodge is no reason for you to continually bombard me. I have an upcoming appearance as a talking head on "101 Incredible Celebrity Slimdowns" to prepare for and I mustn't be disturbed.
Oh, and I am currently offering you the privilege of watching me as a judge on Season 7 of NBC's Last Comic Standing. Watch what happens if I catch a contestant looking me directly in the eyes.