Michael Thorne is an amalgam of culture & white trash raised in a burrough of Minneapolis apty nick named "Nordeast".
"I may only have a GED.... But it's framed in Mahogany".
He has brought his hilarious insights on evolution, human relations, marriage & parenthood to back-woods bar rooms, colleges, casinos, corporate banquet rooms, fire houses & 'A' List comedy clubs from coast to coast & border to border grabbing the attention of LA talent agents & network execs who urged him to move away from Minnesota to further his career. But he prefers the Midwestern family life. Let him take you through the highs and lows of it all on a highly caffinated and wildly funny diatribe.
Michael Thorne is getting bossed around by his GPS.
Michael Thorne says "I do," to drive thru weddings.
Michael Thorne breaks down cultural barriers with fusion cuisine.
Michael Thorne informs us that lube has an expiration date. I did not know that.
Michael Thorne is swimming in the melting pot and it's nice and warm.