Premieres Wed, July 15th at 10:30p/9:30c on Comedy Central! First draft My name is "Michael & Michael Have Issues." I am a TV show starring Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter. I am really funny and you will love me. I am hung like an ox and very wealthy. I know how to ride a motorcycle, play sports, and crochet lanyards. I am everything you want me to be except that that's not true. Second draft Hi everybody! My name is "Michael & Michael Have Issues." I am a TV show starring Michael Ian Black, with appearances by Michael Showalter. I am going to be premiering this summer on the basic cable television network Comedy Central. Entertainment Weekly calls "MMHI" "the funniest show in the world."* Michael and Michael say, "If you loved "The State," "Stella," "Wet Hot American Summer," one scene in the movie "Signs," and various Sierra Mist commercials, you may or may not love "Michael and Michael Have Issues."