my name is matt, and i do stand up comedy. i like long walks on the beach, and then go inside to sit next to the fire place and cuddle and hold hands...and then just cry together. just cry and talk about how large corporations destroy our beautiful environment with their dirrty nasty pollution, then go sit in a large tree and just make love until the loggers come. you wanna know anything else just ask.

Matt Linville
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