Not to be confused with the other Mark Thomas of British Comedy fame.
Can the best toilets really flush 24 golf balls in a single flush? We may never know...
Sometimes it's fun to just slap a sticker on a complete stranger's car, and see if anyone notices. Especially the neighbors.
As a recovering Catholic, I've found a few ways to make the thing a little less restrictive, a little more...enlightening!
Babies are fun - right? Naming them. Making them. Massaging them... Maybe not so much.