Lauren is a tomboy at heart and has been called "the sassiest person in the room" in at least 4 rooms this week. She likes crosswords, Scrabble, Ghostbusters & Goonies, and believes in the power of filling emotional voids with deep dish pizza and red wine. She is a proud white trash transplant from Arkansas and still pronounces naked like neckid. She will not talk to you if you use the words moist, patty, or panties, and in fact, she may hit you for it if you do. She will, however, forgive you, but only if laugh really loud.