Kevin Jones does not trust the government.
Like many before him, Kevin is unable to pretend that he isn't typing up this biography himself.
Kevin is a comedian from the village of Aberdeen Ohio who has risen from the depths of the trailer park to surprise and amuse rural and urban audiences alike with his backwoods charm & blunt, conversational, delivery.
Kevin has performed multiple times at the Cincinnati Brew Ha Ha comedy festival, as well as placed runner-up in both the Go Bananas Comedy Club and Newport on the Levee Funny Bone Funniest Person competition.
Kevin Jones is not Mike Jones.
Kevin Jones stand for the truth, justice, and apple pie.
Kevin Jones is your friend. Rock n' roll pussy hole.
Kevin Jones on his last erection.
Kevin Jones won't give bullies a chance to pick on his kids name.
Call Alex Jones, we've got another government cover-up.
I know what you're thinking...
Donating hair can be selfless and also disgusting.