I'm sorry I say jokes like a typewriter; I'm working on it. If one five second video of me feels light, you can go to my facebook page and watch me come up with new ways to make fun of myself. I tell a lot of uninterested people the news anytime I'm doing a new open mic, too, if you're extra nice and want to see me for some reason.
Besides that, I try to go to the Laughing Skull Lounge a lot. I know I should go to other places too and I'm trying to get around to it. I'm sorry.