Joey DePaolo was born a caustic, bitter little baby. Rumors among local papers at the time claimed he was actually birthed from a puckered, vinegary birthing canal that tried to choke him to death on the way out. Since then, essentially nothing has changed. Except that he now shares his bitterness on stage. Joey performs regularly in Los Angeles, and co-hosts "Skinny Sundays" at Bar Lubitsch.