I am a former Paratrooper and Infantry Soldier, as well as a graduate of 'The Indiana University'. I am a Stand-up Comedian who sharpened his wit, like most other comics, during countless hours at jobs that I eventually got fired from. On top of all of this I am attending law school, just in case this comedy thing doesn't work out- no, that is not a joke. I have jumped out of airplanes and blown shit up. I have run with the bulls in Pamplona, Spain (El Encierro). I managed a rock band, taught high school Spanish, sold Kenmores to little old ladies and love stand-up.