I'm a writer and cast member of the syndicated morning show Eye Opener: www.eyeopenerlive.com It's a Tribune Broadcasting production and can be seen Mon-Fri in Dallas, Houston, Miami, Philadelphia, Portland and even, yes, Ft. Smith, Arkansas. For the past year I've also been writing for the wildly successful radio show; Kidd Kraddick in the Morning and it's now televised version of the show, Dish Nation. When not writing I am performing stand-up in clubs across the country. Please follow me on Twitter (@comicjasonjames) or check-out my website for upcoming dates in your area: www.comicjasonjames.com
Did you know Greyhound has a frequent rider program? No? That's because you are successful. I found out that I have a twin during a recent vision quest that took me through the Greyhound bus station in Las Vegas.
I'm not braggin' or nuttin' but I made a deposit. Thank goodness for my personal relationship with my bank. If you don't have one with yours I guess you're not rich and famous like me.
This is the summation of one of my proudest moments...ever. Which is sad. Nevertheless, for those keeping score LAPD - 0, Jason James - 1.