I work at a Japanese restaurant for minimum wage and I've been doing stand-up since 2009. Its all I think about 24/7, well that and vagina.

I entertain strangers with my deadpan delivery of awkward nerdy humor, personal stories, and amazing hair. I enjoy a nice Dr. Pepper cherry, Kim Kardashian, and Big League Chew and dislike flat tires, quicksand, and country music.

Harold Kizzapps

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