Gregg Roberson is a person who does something. Sometimes, he likes to do this. Other times, he likes to do that. But, when it really comes down to it, he is always doing something.
Born into basic squalor, he learned that making his muggers laugh provided a window to escape with most of his money and his sneakers. Realizing the lack of opportunity, he sold his collection of unopened crystal pepsi and hit the road.
Now, Gregg roams aimlessly around the country, picking up all the spare change he can find on department store floors and telephone booths.