Originally hailing from Cincinnati, Erica Russell is an up-and-comer to watch, with an imaginative and absurdist style all her own. At 28, Erica has been a high school English teacher, a stock trader, a runaway bride, a reality television star, and a law student. Then one day a year ago Erica decided she hated all that stuff and just wanted to be an asshole for a living. Erica is uncomfortable writing about herself in the third person. Erica is available for shows and you should book her. She's a very nice lady and fun to work with. And she loves you just the way you are. You don't look fat. If anything, you were TOO skinny before. Does this even count as a bio anymore? Jesus, can't I hire someone to do this? 5 bucks? Anyone?