I'm the guy in the grocery store doing nine laps to make sure the universe is aware that I can't find butter or light bulbs.... From Toledo, Ohio and still there, I've been giving em hell at colleges and clubs throughout the area. My style is genuinely strange as I'll pick apart something you've probably touched three or four times today, then follow up with a story from my ridiculously eventful past. I keep you guessing and keep you chuckling at my best. At my worst? Well maybe you'll just question my sexual orientation.