Colin Kirk is a young, but talented comedian raised in the popular town of Malvern, PA. Everyone who has seen Colin perform claims that he is creative, weird, and white. Very, very white. Despite these comments, Colin is proud of his inner-Albino spirit and personality and both are always found within his act. He enjoys talking about his nut allergy, Facebook, evil dixie cups, Batman, the act of rape, horseback riding, MTV, and much more! Despite Colin's extremely Caucasian lifestyle, he does show a little bit of hidden "blackitude" every once in a while. So don't make him lose his temper or he'll pop a cap in your behind!

Colin Kirk

My Clips

4 stars
Nicknames and Nuts

Here is my first stand-up performance ever at Fennarios Coffee Shop in West Chester, PA. Some of the topics that I touch upon are the many nicknames that I had growing up, the sport from hell known as soccer, and my nut allergy. Keep in mind that I had very little experience at the time considering the fact that I was only 16, so the routine is a little rough in the beginning/middle.

5 stars
The Evils of Facebook and Water

In this performance, I discuss how Facebook is ruining everyone's lives. I also recall a time when I got hammered in my bathroom...with water.

4 stars
My Gym Teacher, the Joker

Heath Ledger and Jack Nicholson were not the only Jokers this world has seen! In this routine, I describe my experience with my gym teacher who you could sware is the Joker himself in disguise!

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