Every morning, Carl Rimi takes a nice, warm bath in sarcasm. His ability to deliver intellectual humor and physical comedy in a fast-paced wham, bam, thank you mam style helps turn the mundane into the insane. Carls gift of improvisation and his ability to read an audience are his greatest strengths and have made him one of the most sought after comics on the circuit today. Carl has been seen on Comedy Central, ABC, the Las Vegas Comedy Festival, and was voted "most likely to be a jerk in any situation" by anyone who has ever met him.
Carl Rimi gets a little booze in him and all hell breaks loose. Real liability, that guy.
Carl Rimi is overwhelmed with screen time and condemns the mindless sheep who support these soulless reality shows. "They'll turn your brain to mush!" He exclaims!
Carl Rimi didn't kill romance but he's certainly played his part in it's death.
Carl Rimi is getting hung up on the details at a Chinese restaurant. "What's with all the dragons?"