HEIGHT: 175 cm.
WEIGHT: 100 kg.
SEX: not lately
FAVORITE FLOWER: pussywillow
FAVORITE FOOD: clam
FAVORITE PET: beaver
LEAST FAVORITE PET: crabs
CAREER: Retired from a bunch of no-pension shit jobs: hunter-gatherer, wandering nomad, spermbank milker, etc. Finally got time
to tell all the jokes I've been writing all my life - including killer material on Trudeau, Diefenbaker, Expo 86,
Vancouver Grizzlies, hippies on Fourth Avenue, etc, etc....
can you replace KINKY? with this video instead? - (improved joke, bigger crowd, better camera work)
wife caught me doin' the carradine calypso