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Coming out the closet 2
Congratulations on coming out of the closet! I had no idea you were gay. I just thought you were a fun-loving softball and rugby player who worked at the Home Depot and constantly listened to Ani Difranco and the Indigo Girls. No offense, but, I also had no idea you were a woman.
- 4th of July
- Happy Memorial Day
- Happy Mother's Day
- Happy Cinco de Mayo
- Happy Easter
- St. Patrick's Day
- Happy Valentines' Day
- Happy Presidents' Day
- Happy New Years'
- Happy Kwanzaa
- Happy Hanukkah
- Merry Christmas
- Congratulations on getting married
- Congratulations (new baby)
- Congratulations (early retirement)
- Congratulations (coming out of the closet - boy)
- Congratulations (coming out of the closet - girl)
- Thinking of you (from your stalker)
- Welcome to the neighborhood
- Wish You Were Here
- I Miss You (Babysitter)
- Thanks for the (shitty) gift
- Sorry for Killing Your Bird
- Sorry for Killing Your Cat
- Death to Your Stupid Pets
- Get Well Soon (You and your Mom)
- We're Having a Baby
- Happy 30th birthday
- Happy 40th birthday
- Happy 80th birthday
- Happy 100th birthday
- Happy Birthday Great-Grandpa
- Happy Birthday Big Brother
- Happy Birthday Stepmom
- Happy 75th Anniversary
- Sorry (Forgetting wife's birthday)
Congratulations on getting married- Congratulations (new baby)
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Congratulations (early retirement)
- Congratulations (coming out of the closet - boy)
- Congratulations (coming out of the closet - girl)
- Thinking of you (from your stalker)
- Welcome to the neighborhood
- Wish You Were Here
- I Miss You (Babysitter)
- Thanks for the (shitty) gift
- Sorry for Killing Your Bird
- Sorry for Killing Your Cat
- Death to Your Stupid Pets
- Get Well Soon (You and your Mom)
- We're Having a Baby
