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Happy Cole
Happy Cole
Hard life of a baller
Side Splitters Comedy Club
April 5, 2008
Views: 2,051
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A

Activists suck

Guns versus fish Will Durst

Alternative medicine sucks

Homeopathy is a crock Matt Kirshen

America sucks

America's new energy source Andrew Norelli
Lincoln got screwed John Roy
Throw the book at yourself Dov Davidoff
Dumber by the decade JR Brow

American Idol sucks

American Idol Carlos Alazraqui
B

Barry Bonds sucks

Bonds and the steroid scandel Tabari McCoy

Baseball sucks

Hard life of a baller Happy Cole

Being a mom sucks

Mommy's gross out factor Maryellen Hooper

Being a redhead sucks

Redheads Unite Robert Hawkins

Being married sucks

The reason I'm not married Trent McLellan
Married life Mike Armstrong
A mustang no more Johnny Sanchez
Would you invent marriage? Doug Stanhope
Marry 'em or live with 'em? Lisa Landry
My wife, my savior Dan O'Sullivan

Being short sucks

Being a short guy Kjell Bjorgen

Being single sucks

Single is lonely Landon Meyer
Lonely and hungry Erin Foley

Being smart sucks

Smart Guy Tabari McCoy

Blind dates suck

Blind date disaster Dave Siegel

Blow jobs suck

Blowjob b.s. Andi Smith
C

Call centers suck

Automated call centers Pat Dixon

Catholic parties suck

Catholic parties suck Jimmy Dore

Cheesy guys suck

Guitar Guy at the Party Mike Birbiglia

Chelsea Clinton sucks

Pimping out Chelsea Clinton Tabari McCoy

Cock blocking sucks

Cock blocking your own Chris Porter

Country music sucks

New country music sucks Roger Keiss
D

Dane Cook sucks

When Dane Cook gets older Andy Kindler

Data entry sucks

Data entry really sucks Dave Waite

Dating sucks

Picking up my date Trent McLellan
We act differently when we date Maryellen Hooper

Dick Cheney sucks

Cheney's Got a Gun Tim Cavanaugh

Drunk girls suck

Girls gone stupid Ben Gleib
E

eBay sucks

Drunken eBay purchases Sam Demaris
Police auctions are way better than eBay Dan Mintz

Email passwords suck

Girlfriend's email password John Mulaney
G

George Bush sucks

Bush should act crazier Vic Henley
Bush is Retarded Geoff Tate
Bush's pronunciations Paul Gilmartin
Bush's creepy voice Carlos Alazraqui
Bush loves talking 'bout terror Jimmy Dore
George Bush swears Dwayne Ingram
George Bush and his Crazy Accent Kathleen Madigan
Maybe I could've been President Daniel Kinno

Getting dumped sucks

Getting dumped online Sean Thompson
Got dumped? Get laid. Jerry Rocha

Getting older sucks

Everything falls apart when you age Tracy Tedesco

Going to the dentist sucks

My dentist is catching on Bryan Gutmann
Doomsday at the dentist's Doug Stanhope

Group photos suck

Photo faux pas Christian Finnegan

Guitar Hero sucks

Guitar Hero won't get you laid Steve Hartman

Guys suck

Guys are really stupid Dan French
H

Hand jobs suck

Hand jobs Chris Porter

High school reunions suck

High school reunion blues Pat Dixon

High-fiving women suck

High fiving women Christian Finnegan

Hillary Clinton sucks

Hillary's smile James Moore
Hillary's angry all-female cabinet Tracey Ashley

Hip hop sucks

Hip hop is demeaning to women Felicia Gillespie
J

Job interviewing sucks

The bullshit interview Danny Bevins
K

Kids suck

Kids ruin everything Greg Morton

Kids today suck

Kids today are pussies Greg Morton
L

Locksmiths suck

The life of a locksmith Erin Foley
M

Math sucks

I'm not a rocket scientist Eddie Gosling

McDonalds sucks

Chicken McFakes Geoff Tate

Michael Vick sucks

Michael Vick really blew it John Witherspoon

Music today sucks

Green cars and dust in the windy city JR Brow
O

Organic food sucks

The Whole Foods conspiracy Kevin Camia

Owls suck

Cute but deadly Matt Braunger
P

PCs suck

Why I switched to a Mac Jim Short

Piercings suck

Pierced belly button John Garrett

Political analysts suck

A President Like Me Mark Fradl

Prostate exams suck

Prostate exam. Oooof. Rick Gutierrez
R

Rachel Ray sucks

I can't watch Rachael Ray Lisa Landry

Racism sucks

How to get away with racial slurs Vince Morris
S

School sucks

Academia in America Dan Davidson

Soccer moms suck

Soccer mom cinnamon soy latte Chuck Roy

Starbucks sucks

All bucked up Dov Davidoff

Stinky coochie sucks

Your coochie stank! Todd Yohn

Stripper names suck

Stripper names James Moore

Survivor sucks

Rocking new reality shows Matt Bearden

Sweatpants with writing on the butt suck

Sweatpants with writing on the butt Steve Hartman

Sweet 16 parties suck

Mall shooters repurposed Tom Simmons
T

Talking dirty sucks

Talk dirty to me Robert Hawkins

Tattoos suck

Stupid tattoo Dan Davidson

Texas suck

Making Texas look bad Tom Simmons

Text messaging sucks

Text messaging sucks Geoff LaFleur

TJ Maxx sucks

TJ Max madness Paul Mecurio

Tricked out cars suck

Paul Revere, that's a donkey! Dave Waite
V

Viagra sucks

Erectile dysfunction Mark Pitta

Vocabulary words suck

Using better terminology James Ball
W

White girls suck

Dancing with white girls Aries Spears

White guys who talk black suck

Talk like you're black John Roy

Wii sucks

Double meaning for Wii Josh Sneed

Women suck

Men don't have a chance with women Rick Gutierrez

Women's farts suck

Women's farts Jesse Taylor

Work sucks

Following the rules at work Kevin Camia
Y

Yoga sucks

Bikram Yoga Sabrina Matthews

Young girls suck

Shut up and text Andrew Norelli

Younger girlfriends suck

Younger girlfriend blues Matt Bearden
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