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Mark Day is a grumpy, bald Scotsman who lives near San Francisco. He claims to enjoy stand-up, suburban living and smoked pork. Also the music of Judas Priest and John Coltrane (not at the same time). His dislikes include almost everything else. Mark recently became an American citizen, and is looking forward to his next trip to Europe, where he will pretend to be Canadian. He has a funny accent. But so do you, in the right context.
Mark Day
http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/markday
Deep thoughts from a grumpy, bald Scotsman
Most recent episode
Date: 7/31/08
McCain Compares Barack to Britney
...and Paris Hilton. He needs his eyes tested
Episode Guide
Date: 7/25/08Views: 34
Hottest Fox News Ever
Hottest Fox news of all time. With Bonus John McCain and Barack Obama....
Date: 7/15/08Views: 53
Barack Obama's New Yorker Cartoon Shocker
The recent, controversial cover of the New Yorker, featuring Barack and Michelle Obama as terrorists, mildly misunderstood for vague comic effect
Date: 5/5/08Views: 95
Bare. Back. Scandal?
Miley Cyrus, Hillary and Obama walk into a bar....
Date: 4/28/08Views: 55
Zombie Strippers
A movie we really don't have to see.....
Date: 1/22/08Views: 264
2 girls 1 cup - the intervention
Just say no to watching videos of other people watching videos of two girls one cup.....
Date: 1/8/08Views: 132
Mitt Romney's magic underpants
Mitt Romney says you gotta have faith. Kind of like George Michael. Only not.
Date: 12/5/07Views: 111
Rudi Giuliani's backdoor healthcare action
When it comes to health-care statistics, Rudi's been blowing hot air out of his ass.
Date: 11/21/07Views: 302
Suck at Guitar Hero 3?
Suck at Guitar Hero 3? Unable to beat Slash? There is hope. OK, so maybe not, but there is some small comfort in the following facts... Plus bonus appearance by the guys from Smosh.
Date: 11/14/07Views: 265
Mitt Romey and midgets, oh my!
Mitt Romney is a Mormon. And that's fine. But what's going on in that top hat?
Date: 11/8/07Views: 308
If we must bomb Iran...
A modest proposal for Dick Cheney and co...
Date: 10/25/07Views: 147
Senator Larry Craig's sex secrets revealed
He's been a very naughty boy....
Date: 10/22/07Views: 122
Your iPhone is a Brick
If you unlock your iPhone, you make Steve mad...
Date: 10/12/07Views: 110
If you hate America so much...
...then why do you live there? Love it or leave it?
Date: 10/9/07Views: 91
Secrets of the Star Trek sequel revealed
Everything you need to know about the next Star Trek movie... plus some factual errors
Date: 9/23/07Views: 1,332
Hot God-on-God Action
The relationship between God and our Government should be like the relationship between apples and a block of ice with a puppy frozen inside.
Date: 9/8/07Views: 1,226
Secrets of the SPECIAL FEATURES revealed!
On a three DVD boxed set probably...
Date: 8/20/07Views: 146
Secrets of the Surgeon General revealed
He has your best interests at heart...
Date: 8/2/07Views: 210
Harry Potter and the Deathly Order of Incompetence
All good things must come to an end...
Date: 7/17/07Views: 192
Tom Cruise banned in Germany
Why oh why would they do such a thing?
Date: 7/12/07Views: 207
Apple iPhone vs. my phone
I don't need no stinkin' iPhone.
Date: 7/9/07Views: 151
Secret secrets of Transformers vs. Fantastic 4
It's the superhero face-off of the summer...
Date: 6/19/07Views: 377
On the eighth day God created PIRATES!
I read it in the Bible...
Date: 6/11/07Views: 202
Secret secrets of THE SECRET revealed
Everything you wanted to know about best-selling self-help tripe The SECRET
Date: 6/4/07Views: 225
US Military vs. MySpace
Support our troops...right to look at cleavage...
