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Mysterious 'Frankenfish' Caught in England
A lucky fisherman catches a hybrid fish straight out of a science-fiction story and the discovery could change the entire sport. Plus, Sotheby’s intends to auction off an Atari memo written by 19-year-old S...
Beer-Stealing Cows Crash BBQ
Six thirsty cows in Massachusetts crash a BBQ, scaring away guests and stealing beer. Plus, high schoolers head to the hospital after a prankster makes pot brownies in Home Ec class and a new report discove...
Woman Misses Flight Due to "Offensive" T-Shirt
A woman is kept off an American Airlines flight for wearing a t-shirt with a curse word and a controversial message. Plus, a man juggles his way through an entire triathlon and a new species of sneezing mon...
Beijing's Bizarre 'Two-Fly' Rule
Beijing’s new crackdown tries to limit the number of flies that can be found buzzing around their notoriously nasty public bathrooms. Plus, a man in Iowa gets arrested with a baby zebra riding shotgun in hi...
Skinny Jeans Help Hotline
New medical evidence shows there might be some health hazards associated with wearing skinny jeans -- hipsters beware! Plus, Maryland adds more than 4,000 words to their vanity license plate blacklist and t...
Selling Soda Could Cost You $15K
We look into the "underground beverage market" after a Utah high school gets fined for having a soda machine on campus. Plus, we take a scary $100 experimental aircraft ride and find out who really bought t...
Are Babies Laughing at France's Prime Minister?
The Prime Minister of France’s name sounds like an unfortunate phrase in Arabic so he's causing some serious laughs in the Middle East. Plus, sugar might be making us stupid and a divorced woman gives away ...
Does Coffee Make You Live Longer?
A new study proclaims coffee to be a potential life-saver, but we think you should be aware of possible side effects. Plus, three members of The Wiggles have dropped out of the group and only one is left --...
Did Ancient Sea Monster Have Arthritis?
An ancient "Loch Ness"-style sea monster is diagnosed with arthritis 150 million years later. Plus, Segway has some competition after Honda's strange new invention and garbage collectors find a missing wedd...
18 Tons of Yogurt & The Wedding Thief
An overturned truck spills 18 tons of yogurt onto the highway...so we offer some solace for the disgraced driver. Plus, a serial wedding thief is brought to justice with a typical Hollywood ending.