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Scientists say alcohol makes your life better!
Researchers at Boston University complete a study and find that middle-aged men and women that drink alcohol are the healthiest. Where do you fit on the scale? Also in Quebec, a dude, a hill, a skintight bo...
The Worst Way To Dump Someone?
A jilted woman in England dumps her man by hanging a sign on the highway, but her wording leaves much to be desired. Plus, a surfer gets video of a 100 shark feeding frenzy.
A Floating Island For Millionaires?
Luxury hotel expert Gabor Orsos has combined his favorite aspects of
mainland real estate and yacht living, all with a $4.8 million price tag.
The Orsos Island offers a man-made eco-friendly alternative t...
Do Birds Prefer To Poop On Certain Cars?
A study in the UK is released detailing which type of cars suffer the most bird droppings. Is your vehicle a popular bird bathroom? It just might be the color. Also, in Denver, a homeowners association is t...
Philadelphia: Bed Bug Capital of America?
Pest control company Terminix released its annual list of the most bed bug-ridden cities in America -- so did Philadelphia beat out NYC for the top spot? Plus, Amazon.com founder and big-time billionaire Je...
Herding 5,000 Ducks
A man in China takes his 5,000 ducks for a walk in a
yearly ritual. So, how exactly do 5,000 ducks in the road impact
traffic? Let's find out! Plus, we get loud at the National Hollerin'
Festival in Nort...
What's The Manliest City In America?
After some research, an inquisitive snack company released a study ranking U.S. cities by "manliness". So, who finished first? Who finished last? Plus, up in Alaska, some prankster tricked a hungry town int...
Pizza Almost Starts Mafia War
Two New York crime families go head-to-head over a stolen pizza recipe, but in a strange twist, one high-powered meeting at Panera Bread might have saved the day. Plus, a 70-something lifeguard wins an age-...
Military-Grade ‘Spider-Man’ Suit
An engineering team from Utah State University won an Air Force design competition by creating a ‘Spider-Man’ style wall-crawler out of vacuums. Check out their invention in action. Plus, a man in Pennsylva...
What Do Your Shoes Say About You?
Well, apparently A LOT. A psychology study shows that 90% of your personality traits can be determined just by examining your footwear. Plus, a Massachusetts town may start imposing a $20 fine on public pro...
Job Opening: $25/Hour To Become Crocodile Bait?
In Florida, a rash of recent crocodile incidents has prompted the state's wildlife commission to hire some new part-time crocodile wranglers -- but don't worry, no experience is necessary. Meanwhile in Swed...
Drunk Deer Forces Driver Into Ditch
In the summer, deer in northern France snack on an intoxicating treat -- spring buds -- causing them to get a little loopy. One such stumbling and disoriented deer disrupted traffic, forcing an unsuspecting...
Unwilling Man Rides On Top of Car
Amazing video of a Scottish woman hitting a pedestrian and driving off with the unharmed man still clinging to the hood of her car. What was her defense? Hormones. Plus, a police officer in Utah is fired fo...
Women, Booze, & Smokes For German Soccer Team?
The coach of the German national soccer team has laid out some surprisingly relaxed pre-game rules for his squad at the Euro 2012 championships. We'll take a lighthearted look at the implications of Joachim...
Did Archeologists Dig Up Vampire Bones?
‘Vampire skeletons’ have been found in Bulgaria and it's causing a bit of a stir in the archeology community -- find out why. Plus, an exciting development: the town of Boring, Oregon may become sister citi...
Saudi Princess Skips Out On Huge Hotel Bill
Princess Maha Al-Sudairi uses diplomatic immunity to get out of paying a hotel bill that came to more than 7 million dollars. Plus, a high school senior makes a graduation dress out of old homework assignme...
Apocalypse Apartments Sell for Millions
In Kansas, the last of these very expensive doomsday-proof apartments has sold, so we can only wonder about an apocalyptic TV spinoff. Plus, we uncover some scary facts about public pools and create a meal ...
The Most Offensive UK Ad Ever?
A KFC ad featuring some nasty habits received more complaints than any commercial in Britain's history -- but could it have been worse? Plus, a fragrance company releases a new line of city-scented perfumes...
Hulk Impersonator: It's Not Easy Being Green
A Hulk wannabe paints himself green only to find out later that the color could be permanent -- but did he create a new superhero in the process? Plus, a well-dressed pig disrupts the morning commute and th...
Mysterious 'Frankenfish' Caught in England
A lucky fisherman catches a hybrid fish straight out of a science-fiction story and the discovery could change the entire sport. Plus, Sotheby’s intends to auction off an Atari memo written by 19-year-old S...
Beer-Stealing Cows Crash BBQ
Six thirsty cows in Massachusetts crash a BBQ, scaring away guests and stealing beer. Plus, high schoolers head to the hospital after a prankster makes pot brownies in Home Ec class and a new report discove...
Woman Misses Flight Due to "Offensive" T-Shirt
A woman is kept off an American Airlines flight for wearing a t-shirt with a curse word and a controversial message. Plus, a man juggles his way through an entire triathlon and a new species of sneezing mon...
Beijing's Bizarre 'Two-Fly' Rule
Beijing’s new crackdown tries to limit the number of flies that can be found buzzing around their notoriously nasty public bathrooms. Plus, a man in Iowa gets arrested with a baby zebra riding shotgun in hi...
Skinny Jeans Help Hotline
New medical evidence shows there might be some health hazards associated with wearing skinny jeans -- hipsters beware! Plus, Maryland adds more than 4,000 words to their vanity license plate blacklist and t...