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Broken News Daily
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Date: 9/4/12Views: 23
Man Fakes His Death in Bizarre Marriage Proposal
A Russian man, Alexey Bykov, wanted his girlfriend to know what life would be like without him. So he hired a screenwriter, a director, stuntmen, and a make-up artist to fake a fatal car crash. After a fake...
Date: 8/31/12Views: 30
Music Fans Harass Unsuspecting Plumber
French acoustic reggae band Tryo put a hidden track on their newest album. After 5 minutes of silence, their singer Guizmo melodically yells out a phone number, and the words "call me". Well, the joke's on ...
Date: 8/29/12Views: 30
Spy Agency Wastes $800K On James Bond Party
Citizens of Sweden are upset after learning that the Swedish Secret Service (SOPA) spent $800,000 government dollars on a big bash. The lavish party had a James Bond theme, and included casino gaming, a gal...
Date: 8/28/12Views: 47
Real-Life Superhero Wanted by Police
Allow us to introduce you to Wheel Clamp Man, Australia's newest superhero! With his trusty angle grinder in tow, he stops citizens of Perth from getting costly parking boot citations. How? By grinding them...
Date: 8/27/12Views: 38
Australian Government Votes Man Off Island
Businessman David Glasheen leased a third of Australia's Restoration Island to build a fishing resort. However, plans changed when he lost millions in the stock market. Instead of building a resort, Glashee...
Date: 8/24/12Views: 54
Thrill-Seeking Couple Gets Married On Jet Packs
Grant Engler and Amanda Volf got engaged on a vacation to Mexico planned by adventure travel company Zozi. When Zozi heard about the proposal, they were so stoked that the company planned an incredibly stra...
Date: 8/23/12Views: 168
Dogs Destroy Minivan Looking For Hiding Kitten
A pack of four pit bulls destroyed their owner's minivan, looking for a 7 week-old stray kitten hiding in the engine compartment. The owner, confused about why his dogs hated his car, drove 25 miles to work...
Date: 8/22/12Views: 46
New Rat Species With 'Fangs' Found
Meet Paucidentomys Vermidax, a new species of rat found in Indonesian rainforests. What makes this new rat special? Its diet consists of earthworms and the only teeth it has are fangs! GROSS! But hey, let's...
Date: 8/21/12Views: 67
Politician Calls Opponent A "Jerk-Off" In TV Ad
In a campaign ad for Chief Minister, Australian politician Terry Mills used subliminal messaging to call his opponent, incumbent Paul Henderson, a nasty name. Will his party apologize for the inappropriate ...
Date: 8/20/12Views: 31
Kennel Club Changes Rules For Dancing Doggies
After Pudsey the dancing pooch won Britain's Got Talent, Brits all over have been trying to teach their dogs to dance. Well, the venerated Kennel Club is worried about injury, so they're enacting some new r...
Date: 8/17/12Views: 109
Money-Eating Beagle At It Again?
Arnie O’Kelley, a 10-year-old beagle, has been the money-eating scourge of Clearwater Florida, striking unsuspecting money stacks twice in the last 7 years. This past week the money hungry mutt got into hi...
Date: 8/16/12Views: 44
Race Car Speeds Through Tunnel At 190 MPH
In a promotional stunt, Red Bull had the Lincoln Tunnel closed down as a Formula 1 race car drove from New York to New Jersey in 30 seconds. Check out the amazing cockpit video here and see exactly what man...
Date: 8/15/12Views: 50
Mayor Busted on Twitter for Reading While Driving
Controversial Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is in hot water again. A picture of the profane politician reading while driving circulated on Twitter, and enraged Toronto residents. The Mayor says he's too busy to no...
Date: 8/14/12Views: 51
Tampa Strip Clubs Might Have the Cleanest Kitchens
In a shocking piece of news, some of Tampa's (FL) most popular
gentleman's clubs are the cleanliest places to eat in the city...at
least based on recent inspection reports. According to one Gold Club
spo...
Date: 8/13/12Views: 126
Sleeping Man Mistaken For Floating Corpse
Williamsport, PA police officers and the town’s coroner showed up on the banks of the Susquehanna River to investigate a reported drowning, when they got a welcome surprise. Their victim was alive! He was j...
Date: 8/10/12Views: 49
Tangled Moose Freed from Swing Set
Sgt. Lane Findlay of the Weber County Sheriff's Department in Utah received a very wild call: a giant moose was stuck in a backyard swing set. Sgt. Findlay didn't panic though, and once on the scene he calm...
Date: 8/9/12Views: 64
Amazing Video: Motorcyclist Hit By Deer
Braden Childers was minding his own business on the open road, trying to win a West Virginia motorcycle race, when all of a sudden a deer jumped right at him. Childers and the deer both hit the pavement, bu...
Date: 8/8/12Views: 245
Inflatable Doll Reduces Traffic Accidents?
Lin Chen, an old woman in China, got tired of people speeding through an intersection near her house. So, she did the only reasonable thing and attached a sexily dressed blow-up doll to a nearby tree. Her p...
Date: 8/7/12Views: 60
Boy Has Lego Up Nose For 3 Years
6-year-old Isaak Lasson was having terrible sinus issues. Every doctor he saw prescribed antibiotics and nothing was working, until one MD discovered the real cause of the problem… Isaak had a Lego stuck up...
Date: 8/6/12Views: 44
What Is The Laziest Country In The World?
Medical Journal The Lancet has released a study naming the laziest countries in the world. The study determined what percentage of each country’s population is deemed active, meaning had thirty minutes of e...
Date: 8/6/12Views: 51
Millionaire Buys All Of Town’s Foreclosed Homes
Bill McMachen, a Michigan businessman, bought all 645 tax foreclosed properties on auction in Macomb County. The bulk buyer paid $4.8 million for the property, getting each piece for around $7,500. McMachen...
Date: 8/3/12Views: 54
78K For Four Dates? See You In Court.
A woman in the UK paid a dating service $78,000 for two years worth of dates and all she got was four disappointing outings. Two of the men she was set up with didn't even live in her country. Now she’s tak...
Date: 8/2/12Views: 77
Smart Car Leads Cops On Dangerous Chase
When North Houston police tried to pull over David Wheaton in his tiny, tiny car Wheaton sped off, leading Houston police on a high-speed chase through the city. Unluckily for Wheaton, it all ends on his ow...
Date: 8/2/12Views: 42
Mystery Man In North Korea Found?
While unveiling his new wife last week, North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un went to an amusement park. While there he was photographed on a roller coaster with a mysterious westerner. Who is he? An independent ...
