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Real-Life 'Popeye' Has Enormous 31-Inch Biceps
Egyptian bodybuilder Moustafa Ismail now holds the Guinness World Record for "biggest biceps". How big? Well, let's just say they're about as wide as a hubcap or a pair of paints. In other words, bigger tha...
90 Year-Old Man Visits Pub Daily for 72 Years
90 year-old Arthur Reid has been visiting The Griffin every day in Warmly, England since 1940. Over that time he's drunk an estimated 30,000 pints of beer. How did the pub repay him? They named a chair afte...
Cursing Cockatoo Sides with Wife in Divorce
Lynne Taylor of Warwick, Rhode Island taught her pet Cockatoo to curse at her ex-husband and his new girlfriend, which might be funny except they live right next to each other. Neighbors were so fed up with...
Airline CEO Calls Customers "Stupid"
After being charged over 300 Euros (almost $384) by Ryanair for forgetting to print out boarding passes for her family, Suzy Mcleod went straight to the internet to complain about the fees. Ryanair CEO, Mi...
Weird 'Flintstones' Bike Has No Pedals or Seat
German engineering students have created a new way of getting around, and it's called The Fliz. The new James Dyson Award-nominated form of transportation is powered the old fashioned way: by your feet, Fre...
Does This Skyscraper Look Like Pants?
Initially praised for its beauty, the still-under-construction Gate to The East in Suzhou, China, is now drawing some harsh criticism. Several Chinese bloggers are saying that the British-designed skyscrape...
Man Fakes His Death in Bizarre Marriage Proposal
A Russian man, Alexey Bykov, wanted his girlfriend to know what life would be like without him. So he hired a screenwriter, a director, stuntmen, and a make-up artist to fake a fatal car crash. After a fake...
Music Fans Harass Unsuspecting Plumber
French acoustic reggae band Tryo put a hidden track on their newest album. After 5 minutes of silence, their singer Guizmo melodically yells out a phone number, and the words "call me". Well, the joke's on ...
Spy Agency Wastes $800K On James Bond Party
Citizens of Sweden are upset after learning that the Swedish Secret Service (SOPA) spent $800,000 government dollars on a big bash. The lavish party had a James Bond theme, and included casino gaming, a gal...
Real-Life Superhero Wanted by Police
Allow us to introduce you to Wheel Clamp Man, Australia's newest superhero! With his trusty angle grinder in tow, he stops citizens of Perth from getting costly parking boot citations. How? By grinding them...
Australian Government Votes Man Off Island
Businessman David Glasheen leased a third of Australia's Restoration Island to build a fishing resort. However, plans changed when he lost millions in the stock market. Instead of building a resort, Glashee...
Thrill-Seeking Couple Gets Married On Jet Packs
Grant Engler and Amanda Volf got engaged on a vacation to Mexico planned by adventure travel company Zozi. When Zozi heard about the proposal, they were so stoked that the company planned an incredibly stra...
Dogs Destroy Minivan Looking For Hiding Kitten
A pack of four pit bulls destroyed their owner's minivan, looking for a 7 week-old stray kitten hiding in the engine compartment. The owner, confused about why his dogs hated his car, drove 25 miles to work...
New Rat Species With 'Fangs' Found
Meet Paucidentomys Vermidax, a new species of rat found in Indonesian rainforests. What makes this new rat special? Its diet consists of earthworms and the only teeth it has are fangs! GROSS! But hey, let's...
Politician Calls Opponent A "Jerk-Off" In TV Ad
In a campaign ad for Chief Minister, Australian politician Terry Mills used subliminal messaging to call his opponent, incumbent Paul Henderson, a nasty name. Will his party apologize for the inappropriate ...
Kennel Club Changes Rules For Dancing Doggies
After Pudsey the dancing pooch won Britain's Got Talent, Brits all over have been trying to teach their dogs to dance. Well, the venerated Kennel Club is worried about injury, so they're enacting some new r...
Money-Eating Beagle At It Again?
Arnie O’Kelley, a 10-year-old beagle, has been the money-eating scourge of Clearwater Florida, striking unsuspecting money stacks twice in the last 7 years. This past week the money hungry mutt got into hi...
Race Car Speeds Through Tunnel At 190 MPH
In a promotional stunt, Red Bull had the Lincoln Tunnel closed down as a Formula 1 race car drove from New York to New Jersey in 30 seconds. Check out the amazing cockpit video here and see exactly what man...
Mayor Busted on Twitter for Reading While Driving
Controversial Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is in hot water again. A picture of the profane politician reading while driving circulated on Twitter, and enraged Toronto residents. The Mayor says he's too busy to no...
Tampa Strip Clubs Might Have the Cleanest Kitchens
In a shocking piece of news, some of Tampa's (FL) most popular
gentleman's clubs are the cleanliest places to eat in the city...at
least based on recent inspection reports. According to one Gold Club
Sleeping Man Mistaken For Floating Corpse
Williamsport, PA police officers and the town’s coroner showed up on the banks of the Susquehanna River to investigate a reported drowning, when they got a welcome surprise. Their victim was alive! He was j...
Tangled Moose Freed from Swing Set
Sgt. Lane Findlay of the Weber County Sheriff's Department in Utah received a very wild call: a giant moose was stuck in a backyard swing set. Sgt. Findlay didn't panic though, and once on the scene he calm...
Amazing Video: Motorcyclist Hit By Deer
Braden Childers was minding his own business on the open road, trying to win a West Virginia motorcycle race, when all of a sudden a deer jumped right at him. Childers and the deer both hit the pavement, bu...
Inflatable Doll Reduces Traffic Accidents?
Lin Chen, an old woman in China, got tired of people speeding through an intersection near her house. So, she did the only reasonable thing and attached a sexily dressed blow-up doll to a nearby tree. Her p...