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Broken News Daily
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Date: 10/4/12Views: 25
'Greedy' Eaters Banned from All-You-Can-Eat Deal
Gobi restaurant in Brighton, England offers all-you-can-eat Mongolian Barbecue for just £12 (or about $19). Well, unless your name is either George Dalmon or Andy Miles. Why? Because George and Andy have be...
Date: 10/4/12Views: 49
Car Dealer Has Buyer Arrested After Price Error
Priority Chevrolet Dealership in Chesapeake, Virginia made a mistake when they sold Danny Sawyer a new Chevrolet Traverse for $5,600 less than the asking price. So what did they do when they realized this m...
Date: 10/3/12Views: 37
Hot Tub Tug Boats Hit The High Seas
Think a Dutch person hasn't contributed anything of value to the world since Starry Night? Well, you're wrong! A company in the Netherlands called HotTug has just created the world's first hot tub tug boat....
Date: 10/2/12Views: 41
Facebook Pics Bust House Party Burglars
Alright kids, be careful what you post on Facebook. Don't post pictures of yourself burglarizing a house...or making that duck face. It just makes you look stupid. Also, maybe, don't burgle things at all. ...
Date: 10/1/12Views: 45
NYC 'Master Key' Sold On eBay for $150
A New York Post reporter bought a NYFD "fireman's key ring" from a retired locksmith on eBay for $150. Turns out the keys are still good and can control elevators, circuit breakers, subway entrances, and tr...
Date: 9/28/12Views: 56
Brazil's 183-Mile Nightmare Traffic Jam
Researchers in Sao Paulo, Brazil, have discovered that the average commute in their city is especially terrible. On a good day traffic stretches 112 miles, and on a bad day - 183 miles! It takes the average...
Date: 9/28/12Views: 70
50 Foot Foam Wall Takes Over River
Residents of Xintang, China had to evacuate their homes this week because a 50 foot wall of harmless bubbles floated down a nearby river. Chinese officials are claiming that the soap tsunami was caused by a...
Date: 9/27/12Views: 40
'Hotel of Doom' Near Completion After 25 Years?
The Ryugyong Hotel, also known as "the Hotel of Doom", was meant to be a sign of North Korea’s wealth, but now the unfinished building is a symbol of their economic troubles. After 25 years of construction,...
Date: 9/26/12Views: 41
Cop Sees Moon, Calls For Backup
A Policeman in Worcestershire, England, was on duty alone and saw a suspicious light in the Clent Hills. He went to investigate the light, warning his Sergeant over radio that he might need backup. After 20...
Date: 9/26/12Views: 135
'Bagel Heads': Shocking New Trend In Japan
Strangely, people in Japan are getting saline injected into their foreheads to make it look like a bagel's been jammed under their skin. Seriously, this is a thing that's happening. They are called bagel he...
Date: 9/25/12Views: 51
Pre-Peeled Bananas Spark Outrage
An Austrian supermarket thought that it could package bananas better than banana peels already do. Then eco-friendly internet commenters trolled them into submission. Now the supermarket's Facebook page has...
Date: 9/24/12Views: 28
Is This the Strangest Pillow Ever?
A company called Studio Banana Things has created a Kickstarter campaign for their Ostrich Pillow. It's a wearable pillow that creates a micro environment for power napping. And in the ultimate case of form...
Date: 9/21/12Views: 47
Why Is This Penny Worth $1,000,000?
Bob R. Simpson is the co-chairman of the Texas Rangers. He also just spent one million dollars on a penny from the forties. Sounds crazy to us, but what do we know about pennies? Oh yeah! We know that they ...
Date: 9/20/12Views: 34
Flight Attendants' Fight Delays Plane 4 Hours
Hot on the heels of canceling over 300 flights, American Eagle Airlines is in trouble again. A seemingly quick, one-hour flight from New York to Washington D.C. was delayed almost four hours after two fligh...
Date: 9/19/12Views: 23
Man Pulls 40 Ton Train With Hair
Sailendra Nath Roy proved he has a strong head on his shoulders. Head of hair that is! Sailendra set a world record by pulling a 40 ton train attached to a chain tied to his hair. He dragged the Darjeeling ...
Date: 9/18/12Views: 30
Amazing Rope Bridge Connects Small Village
In the isolated Chinese village of Yushan, residents go through some daring lengths to connect with the outside world. An incredible 3,200 foot-long ropeway, known as 'Sky Road', is part of their daily comm...
Date: 9/17/12Views: 31
Inspirational Blind Labrador Earns Pet Prize
Meet Jack, a ten-year-old Labrador from England. Three years ago he lost his eyesight to progressive retinal atrophy, but that hasn't stopped him from being an amazing swimmer and retriever. So good in fact...
Date: 9/14/12Views: 108
Prankster Pays Ticket With Pig-Shaped Money
Here's an "artistic" way to pay your parking ticket. This YouTube video by user Bacon Moose shows the man paying for a $137 traffic fine with 137 origami dollar bill pigs. To really turn the knife, he broug...
Date: 9/13/12Views: 76
Woman Busted for Dangerous Sidewalk Driving
A school bus driver was appalled one morning when he saw a silver Jeep drive up onto the sidewalk while he was picking up a handicapped student. He was even more appalled when he saw it the next day. Same c...
Date: 9/12/12Views: 45
Real-Life 'Popeye' Has Enormous 31-Inch Biceps
Egyptian bodybuilder Moustafa Ismail now holds the Guinness World Record for "biggest biceps". How big? Well, let's just say they're about as wide as a hubcap or a pair of paints. In other words, bigger tha...
Date: 9/11/12Views: 27
90 Year-Old Man Visits Pub Daily for 72 Years
90 year-old Arthur Reid has been visiting The Griffin every day in Warmly, England since 1940. Over that time he's drunk an estimated 30,000 pints of beer. How did the pub repay him? They named a chair afte...
Date: 9/10/12Views: 51
Cursing Cockatoo Sides with Wife in Divorce
Lynne Taylor of Warwick, Rhode Island taught her pet Cockatoo to curse at her ex-husband and his new girlfriend, which might be funny except they live right next to each other. Neighbors were so fed up with...
Date: 9/7/12Views: 42
Airline CEO Calls Customers "Stupid"
After being charged over 300 Euros (almost $384) by Ryanair for forgetting to print out boarding passes for her family, Suzy Mcleod went straight to the internet to complain about the fees. Ryanair CEO, Mi...
Date: 9/6/12Views: 45
Weird 'Flintstones' Bike Has No Pedals or Seat
German engineering students have created a new way of getting around, and it's called The Fliz. The new James Dyson Award-nominated form of transportation is powered the old fashioned way: by your feet, Fre...
