http://www.sucksbox.com en-us ℗ & © 2009 Rooftop Comedy What do you think sucks? Rooftop Comedy Features the best standup comics from around the world together with the real-life tales of suck ripped from www.sucksbox.com What do you think sucks? Rooftop Comedy original weekly series That Sucks asks this very question, with pants-peeing results. Featuring stand-up comedy from the coolest comedy stages around the world together with the funniest stuff from sucksbox.com, That Sucks is a full-frontal assault on everything sucky. Check out our podcasts and go to www.sucksbox.com to upload photos and post everything that YOU think sucks, and you might just make it into the show! Thomas Hill tom@rooftopcomedy.com clean Rooftop Comedy It sucks that time travel doesn't exist yet. Until it does, let's just endure the sucky times together. It sucks that time travel doesn't exist yet. Until it does, let's just endure the sucky times together. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksModernTimes Thu, 20 Jan 2011 00:00:00 +0000 05:38 internet, mail, craiglist, texas, science Rooftop Comedy If only i could un-friend everything at once. If only i could un-friend everything at once. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksWired Mon, 10 Jan 2011 00:00:00 +0000 02:42 cell, screen name, computer, smart, phone, iphone, flip Rooftop Comedy Happy New Year! Now back to work, sucker. Happy New Year! Now back to work, sucker. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksDailyGrind Tue, 04 Jan 2011 00:00:00 +0000 03:43 Rooftop Comedy Is it time to go back to work yet? Even vacations suck. Is it time to go back to work yet? Even vacations suck. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksVacations Mon, 20 Dec 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:35 Rooftop Comedy I'm failing out of every class except lunch. Am I graduated yet? School sucks. I'm failing out of every class except lunch. Am I graduated yet? School sucks. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksSchoolStillSucks Wed, 01 Dec 2010 00:00:00 +0000 02:47 kid, name, teacher, school, elementary, high school, junior high Rooftop Comedy Humans are pretty gross, it's no wonder that bodies suck. Humans are pretty gross, it's no wonder that bodies suck. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksBodies Wed, 24 Nov 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:26 body, amber preston, recognize, see, person, human, friend Rooftop Comedy If it's techno, it automatically sucks. No brainer. If it's techno, it automatically sucks. No brainer. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksTechnoLife Wed, 17 Nov 2010 00:00:00 +0000 02:53 techno, music, dance Rooftop Comedy Fruit cakes, relatives, and forced merriness. The holidays suck! Fruit cakes, relatives, and forced merriness. The holidays suck! http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksHolidays Mon, 25 Oct 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:27 Rooftop Comedy Everyone's doin it...but it still really SUCKS. Everyone's doin it...but it still really SUCKS. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksDoinIt Mon, 18 Oct 2010 00:00:00 +0000 02:35 Rooftop Comedy Parents just don't understand. Also, they suck. Parents just don't understand. Also, they suck. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksParents Tue, 12 Oct 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:21 Rooftop Comedy Exercise sucks. If only shake weights weren't my only other option... Exercise sucks. If only shake weights weren't my only other option... http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksFitness Wed, 06 Oct 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:56 Rooftop Comedy Is that the sound of my ears bleeding? Oh, no I guess it's just the radio. Is that the sound of my ears bleeding? Oh, no I guess it's just the radio. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksMusic Mon, 27 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0000 02:18 Rooftop Comedy If work didn't suck so bad I'd never take a vacation, because getting there sucks too. If work didn't suck so bad I'd never take a vacation, because getting there sucks too. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksTripping Tue, 21 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:33 Rooftop Comedy Not a coincidence that Yuck almost rhymes with Sucks. Because, ew, gross people, you suck. Not a coincidence that Yuck almost rhymes with Sucks. Because, ew, gross people, you suck. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksYuck Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:01 Rooftop Comedy Yet another reason why Katy Perry is an idiot: California sucks. Yet another reason why Katy Perry is an idiot: California sucks. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksCalifornia Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0000 02:43 Rooftop Comedy Up in the air! Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a stuffy metal tube full of annoying people breathing on me! Up in the air! Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a stuffy metal tube full of annoying people breathing on me! http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksFlying Mon, 30 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:24 Rooftop Comedy Do I hate every part of your disgustingly gushy matrimonial barf-fest? Yes, I do. Do I hate every part of your disgustingly gushy matrimonial barf-fest? Yes, I do. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksWeddings Mon, 23 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:36 Rooftop Comedy It smells like responsibility, ruined clothing, and doo doo in here. It smells like responsibility, ruined clothing, and doo doo in here. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksPets Mon, 16 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000 02:31 Rooftop Comedy I vote against all of this suckiness. I vote against all of this suckiness. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksPolitics Mon, 02 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000 04:09 Rooftop Comedy School sucks. As a favor to you, we're reminding you of this over the summer, when you don't have to worry about the suckage. School sucks. As a favor to you, we're reminding you of this over the summer, when you don't have to worry about the suckage. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksBacktoSchool Mon, 26 Jul 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:35 Rooftop Comedy You have one? You don't? They still suck! You have one? You don't? They still suck! http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksJobs_itunes Mon, 19 Jul 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:28 Rooftop Comedy Why do sports suck so bad? And why do I care so much? It's a sucks conundrum. Why do sports suck so bad? And why do I care so much? It's a sucks conundrum. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksSports3_itunes Wed, 14 Jul 2010 00:00:00 +0000 04:23 Rooftop Comedy I'd like to force-quit your stupid face, Steve Jobs. I'd like to force-quit your stupid face, Steve Jobs. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksTechnology2_itunes Tue, 06 Jul 2010 00:00:00 +0000 02:29 Rooftop Comedy Movies suck, they keep coming out with sequels and yet there's no news on a Captain Ron remake. Movies suck, they keep coming out with sequels and yet there's no news on a Captain Ron remake. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksMovies Tue, 29 Jun 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:46 Rooftop Comedy What did I learn in school today? How much it sucks. But I learned that yesterday, too. What did I learn in school today? How much it sucks. But I learned that yesterday, too. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksSchool Fri, 18 Jun 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:56 Rooftop Comedy Survey says: I can't believe I'm related to you people! Survey says: I can't believe I'm related to you people! http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksFamilyFeud_itunes Tue, 01 Jun 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:44 Rooftop Comedy I'm fine with douchebags. They make the rest of us look like geniuses. I just wish they could do that silently... and invisibly. I'm fine with douchebags. They make the rest of us look like geniuses. I just wish they could do that silently... and invisibly. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksDouchePatrol Mon, 24 May 2010 00:00:00 +0000 02:54 Rooftop Comedy Is it Friday yet? No? Still Monday? That sucks. I'm going back to the barter system. Is it Friday yet? No? Still Monday? That sucks. I'm going back to the barter system. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksWork Mon, 17 May 2010 00:00:00 +0000 02:41 Rooftop Comedy What do you mean "I heart you" doesn't have the same ring to it? You're so PICKY. What do you mean "I heart you" doesn't have the same ring to it? You're so PICKY. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksLoveTotally_itunes Tue, 11 May 2010 00:00:00 +0000 02:28 love, sex, hooking up, relationship Rooftop Comedy Get your fur and your poop and your inability to speak OUT OF MY FACE! Get your fur and your poop and your inability to speak OUT OF MY FACE! http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksWildThings_itunes Mon, 03 May 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:43 Rooftop Comedy Obviously love sucks, that's why there's so many sucky love songs. Obviously love sucks, that's why there's so many sucky love songs. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksLove_itunes Fri, 23 Apr 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:17 love, sex, hooking up, relationship Rooftop Comedy Pop quiz: Could politics get any suckier? Answer: Probably not. Pop quiz: Could politics get any suckier? Answer: Probably not. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSuckSocialStudies_itunes Mon, 12 Apr 2010 00:00:00 +0000 02:45 Rooftop Comedy Ew. Is that smell the fridge? The bathroom? Or you? Ew. Is that smell the fridge? The bathroom? Or you? http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksGross_itunes Mon, 05 Apr 2010 00:00:00 +0000 04:27 bathroom, gross, body, function, embarrassing, god, punishment, shit, Rooftop Comedy Reverse, Neutral, Drive... where's the "Kill other drivers" gear? Reverse, Neutral, Drive... where's the "Kill other drivers" gear? http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksDrivingStillSucks_itunes Mon, 29 Mar 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:50 Rooftop Comedy Athletes totally think they're better than us...and it sucks that they're usually right. Athletes totally think they're better than us...and it sucks that they're usually right. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksAthletes Mon, 22 Mar 2010 00:00:00 +0000 04:05 Rooftop Comedy TV: there's never anything on, and when there is, it sucks. Too bad there's nothing else to do. TV: there's never anything on, and when there is, it sucks. Too bad there's nothing else to do. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksTelevision_itunes Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:00:00 +0000 04:46 television, TV, shows, cable, HD comcast Rooftop Comedy Me? I'm drinking to forget all the stuff I did last time I got this drunk. You? Me? I'm drinking to forget all the stuff I did last time I got this drunk. You? http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksDrinking_itunes Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:00 +0000 02:46 Rooftop Comedy What sucks most: Insurance? Pedestrians? Other drivers? Or just not having a private jet in general? What sucks most: Insurance? Pedestrians? Other drivers? Or just not having a private jet in general? http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksDriving_itunes Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:23 Rooftop Comedy Is the internet coded to get more annoying the more we use it? Can't I just Ctrl-Alt-Del everyone I know? Is the internet coded to get more annoying the more we use it? Can't I just Ctrl-Alt-Del everyone I know? http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksTechnology_itunes Mon, 22 Feb 2010 00:00:00 +0000 04:01 computer, internet, tech support, web, online, twitter, facebook, laptop, rooftop, sucks, suck Rooftop Comedy Could we have a day where you pretend NOT to be a douchebag and I'll pretend I DON'T want to punch you in the face? Could we have a day where you pretend NOT to be a douchebag and I'll pretend I DON'T want to punch you in the face? http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksDouchebags_itunes Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:00:00 +0000 04:43 asshole, suck, sucks, suckbox, rooftop, live, comedy, rooftop comedy, lol, rofl, Rooftop Comedy I know people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones... but what about people in crappy houses? Some stones would really spruce this place up... or at least knock my roommate out. I know people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones... but what about people in crappy houses? Some stones would really spruce this place up... or at least knock my roommate out. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksApartmentLiving_itunes Mon, 08 Feb 2010 00:00:00 +0000 04:24 Rooftop Comedy TV sucks! But don't tell my Tivo I said that... TV sucks! But don't tell my Tivo I said that... http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksTV_itunes Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:32 Rooftop Comedy Sick party bro. And by sick, I mean I'm barfing from how awful it is. Sick party bro. And by sick, I mean I'm barfing from how awful it is. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksPartying2_itunes Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:00:00 +0000 04:44 Rooftop Comedy Politicians are the worst. Not to mention the people who elect them. Politicians are the worst. Not to mention the people who elect them. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksPolitics_itunes Tue, 19 Jan 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:51 Rooftop Comedy Food's the worst! If it weren't so delicious, I would totally stop eating it! Food's the worst! If it weren't so delicious, I would totally stop eating it! http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksFoodEp2_itunes Tue, 05 Jan 2010 00:00:00 +0000 03:58 Rooftop Comedy Sports suck! Why would you wants to run around like an idiot? I mean, yeah, the women and the fitness and the money. Okay Sports suck! Why would you wants to run around like an idiot? I mean, yeah, the women and the fitness and the money. Okay http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksSports Mon, 21 Dec 2009 00:00:00 +0000 04:02 Rooftop Comedy All your clothes suck! Actually, clothes suck in general. Can't we just go naked everywhere All your clothes suck! Actually, clothes suck in general. Can't we just go naked everywhere http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksClothes Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:00:00 +0000 04:36 Rooftop Comedy It's bad enough that you have to share your living space. But sharing it with slobs? And open-door pooers? And GHOSTS? An apartment full of suck, that you're locked into for a year. It's bad enough that you have to share your living space. But sharing it with slobs? And open-door pooers? And GHOSTS? An apartment full of suck, that you're locked into for a year. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksRoommates_itunes Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:00:00 +0000 03:44 Rooftop Comedy What's worse than awkward family holiday dinners? Nothing. Well, genocide. But, after that, nothing. What's worse than awkward family holiday dinners? Nothing. Well, genocide. But, after that, nothing. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/thatsucks_families Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0000 04:20 Rooftop Comedy Dude. No matter how hot your bod is, it's still gross. All those sounds. All those smells. Like it or not, your body sucks. At least you're not alone. Dude. No matter how hot your bod is, it's still gross. All those sounds. All those smells. Like it or not, your body sucks. At least you're not alone. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/thatsucksbodies_itunes Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0000 04:28 Rooftop Comedy Half-assed vegetarians, grownups choking down kid food, and absurdist microwaves? Chew on that. Half-assed vegetarians, grownups choking down kid food, and absurdist microwaves? Chew on that. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksFood_itunes Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:00:00 +0000 03:52 suck, rooftop comedy, rooftop, standup, stand-up, joke, jokes, funny, humor, comedy, satire, LOL, ROFL, LMAO, live, hilarious, Rooftop Comedy Wax on, wax off, wax up, down, sideways...whatever. Fighting still sucks. When you're losing. Wax on, wax off, wax up, down, sideways...whatever. Fighting still sucks. When you're losing. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksFighting Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:00:00 +0000 04:02 suck, rooftop comedy, rooftop, standup, stand-up, joke, jokes, funny, humor, comedy, satire, LOL, ROFL, LMAO, live, hilarious, Rooftop Comedy Oh man. What happened last night? All you remember is taking 19 body shots off of a Ukranian foreign exchange student with itty bitty hairy titties. And it totally sucked. Oh man. What happened last night? All you remember is taking 19 body shots off of a Ukranian foreign exchange student with itty bitty hairy titties. And it totally sucked. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksPartying_itunes Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:00:00 +0000 02:22 suck, rooftop comedy, rooftop, standup, stand-up, joke, jokes, funny, humor, comedy, satire, LOL, ROFL, LMAO, live, hilarious, Rooftop Comedy Vegans, politicians, hipsters, Octomom...you all suck. And so does the rest of the world. The moral of this story? Don’t hold doors open for anyone, ever. And don’t feed the bears. Really. Vegans, politicians, hipsters, Octomom...you all suck. And so does the rest of the world. The moral of this story? Don’t hold doors open for anyone, ever. And don’t feed the bears. Really. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksPeople_itunes Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:00:00 +0000 04:50 suck, rooftop comedy, rooftop, standup, stand-up, joke, jokes, funny, humor, comedy, satire, LOL, ROFL, LMAO, live, hilarious, Rooftop Comedy Your boss is an a-hole, your co-workers are too chatty, and you’re way underpaid. Sound familiar? The worst part of hating your sweaty nad-sack of a job is that you can’t quit, or you’re screwed. Hooray, economy! Your boss is an a-hole, your co-workers are too chatty, and you’re way underpaid. Sound familiar? The worst part of hating your sweaty nad-sack of a job is that you can’t quit, or you’re screwed. Hooray, economy! http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksWork_itunes Sun, 04 Oct 2009 00:00:00 +0000 02:23 suck, rooftop comedy, rooftop, standup, stand-up, joke, jokes, funny, humor, comedy, satire, LOL, ROFL, LMAO, live, hilarious, Rooftop Comedy Who isn’t ready to throw in the dating towel after an endless stream of mediocre dinners with losers who still live at home with their parents and spend the entire night whining about their exes? And yes; it was obvious. Who isn’t ready to throw in the dating towel after an endless stream of mediocre dinners with losers who still live at home with their parents and spend the entire night whining about their exes? And yes; it was obvious. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksDating_podcast Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:00:00 +0000 03:09 suck, rooftop comedy, rooftop, standup, stand-up, joke, jokes, funny, humor, comedy, satire, LOL, ROFL, LMAO, live, hilarious, Rooftop Comedy Never mind concentrating on pithy issues like war or healthcare or upcoming elections. What the world really needs is for people to focus on heralding the minutia of every second of every moment of every day of their lives, 140 characters at a time. Never mind concentrating on pithy issues like war or healthcare or upcoming elections. What the world really needs is for people to focus on heralding the minutia of every second of every moment of every day of their lives, 140 characters at a time. http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ThatSucksOnlineLife_itunes Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:00:00 +0000 02:29 suck, rooftop comedy, rooftop, standup, stand-up, joke, jokes, funny, humor, comedy, satire, LOL, ROFL, LMAO, live, hilarious,