Tony Gaud's Stand-up Comedian Profile on Rooftop Comedy

I used to be punctual, but now I often run late. I'm seldom wrong and when I am, I'll try to avoid admitting it as long as possible. Sometimes I wish failure was an option, but even if it was...failure sounds boring. So far, I've done more good than damage in this world, but I'll be satisfied just breaking even..maybe 60/40. I’ve got a flawed since of optimism. I am the guilty laugh you have when no one else is looking. I’m a comedian. Hope to see you at the show.