It is my biological function to make people laugh and forget about their problems. It started when I was a boy when my parents argued ferociously I would act silly or say absurd things and there would be peace in our house for a brief period. It has been my dream to be a stand-up comedian since I was 12 and with a fake ID I started when I was 17 and have done no other job since, my hands are as soft as a baby's bottom for lack of hard labor in my life. I have been luckier than most having my own sitcom on NBC and hosting my own late night talk show in Amsterdam for 2 years. I think nothing is more powerful than the written word and monumental ideas for world solutions expressed through comedy. I believe that all we have in this world is the art we leave behind after we are dead and that no other measurement can sum up a life's worth. I believe it's also possible to change someone's life for the better by just showing them a drop of kindness. My goal in life is to make people piss their pants with laughter. Stay Free.
When would Jesus want you to get married?
Put down the organic apple and put your hands up.
Everyone is a part of the food chain in Alaska.
Tom Rhodes jokes about the PT Cruiser.