Sumukh Torgalkar was born in Cleveland to two Indian people. He existed for eighteen years in the suburbs, and graduated from high school with plenty of regrets and general apathy.
In 2006, Torgalkar began doing stand-up comedy in Columbus, and the city has been unaffected. He cannot memorize a joke longer than one sentence. He is, as far as he knows, the only Indian guy wearing a European Fashions Collections 1970s grey blazer in the world. At some point, Torgalkar will die.