Firetruck salesman turned comedian? Two occupations Steve's guidance counselor told him weren't even real jobs. Indeed they are.
Steve Hartman has been shorned like a daggy-tailed sheep.
Steve Hartman listens to Dr. Penis MD. That guy should be fired!
Steve Hartman is taking it out on Karen, from work. Does she deserve it? Yeah! I hate you, Karen!
Steve Hartman went to his buddy's cabin and the rest is too hot for TV!
Steve Hartman puts the figurative lotion in the basket because he's a polite child of the 80's.
Steve Hartman looks like he has various terminal illnesses.
Steve Hartman gives credit to the drivers of Wisconsin.
Steve Hartman runs into some problems with his out-of-state ID.
Steve Hartman explains his medical device.