First I wanted to be an astronaut, then I wanted to be a veterinarian, then I wanted to be an 18th-century English poet with a patron to give me loot and a lad from the village to fetch me laudanum. Now that we're headed to Mars or the Moon again or whatever, I'm back to astronaut which leaves me thinking I should have spent more time studying astronauting and less time cracking wise about things that bug me.

Ross Hyzer

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