Once upon a time there was a stoner named Lonnie. Being a male, Lonnie had some balls- within those balls was sperm- amongst those sperm was Ray. Ray was a special sperm. All day he would swim around and tell jokes to all the other sperm. Over time Ray became a big hit amongst the sperm community and dreamed of one day being on stage telling jokes like Joey from Full House. One day Ray got the munchies and decided to munch on a delicious egg...the wrong egg...and *BAM* 9 months later, Ray was born and has been telling jokes ever since.

Ray Mills

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