Question: why did the bus load of retarded kids cross the road?
Answer: to get away from Pretty Paul Parsons.
Pretty Paul Parsons is a self-proclaimed schizophrenic, dyslexic, transsexual with Alzheimers, who is currently working on a process by which he hopes to cure hemophilia with acupuncture.
Pretty Paul likes to spend his spare time at his Heavy Petting Zoo where he teaches blind children the art of chainsaw sculpture and sending get well cards to everyone in the obituary column. On this CD, Paul answers the age old question, "how many five pound cement blocks does it take to fully submerge the 40 pound chunk of decomposing nun that he has hidden under his bed". Paul is also very proud to have been chosen grand marshal of the annual Golden Shower Pride Parade.
Pretty Paul Parsons doesn't trust all his medical advice.
Pretty Paul Parsons has an apology to make.