Peter Prins is jealous of people with cool initials. He's fifty percent
Swedish Viking and you know what they say. When you go fifty percent
Swedish Viking, you're gonna buy half your furniture at Ikea.
He's a Southern California native, born in Orange County and raised
Republican. So of course, he's kinda sick of elephants. Which is why he
likes to go to Tijuana, Mexico to check out the donkey shows.