Patrick is a comedian based in Los Angeles. His unique observations coupled with his quick, biting wit have always made those around him laugh (or storm off offended). Patrick has a sarcastic and opinionated running commentary of life that continuously plays in his head, and occasionally spills out of his mouth.
Uninterested in popular opinions and political correctness, Patrick uses his skewed world view to craft dry and intelligent material. With a general likability and a wry smile, Patrick pulls off humor many other comedians wouldn't attempt.
Patrick is the creator and host of the top-rated comedy internet radio show, available at nobodylikesonions.com. Each week he entertains tens of thousands of listeners worldwide through the award-winning program.
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