Kelly Anneken's Stand-up Comedian Profile on Rooftop Comedy

Raised by a pack of feral television sets on the banks of Cincinnati's Mill
Creek in the mid-80s, Kelly Anneken was later left to fend for herself
throughout 12 years of Catholic school with only network television to
sustain her. After a brief flirtation with piety (which ended with her
introduction to basic cable), Ms. Anneken found herself adrift in adulthood,
with no marketable skills and only a kickass last name to coast on until
shuffling off this mortal coil. After failing at every other possible form
of employment, this industrious jill-of-all-trades has opted to either make
her own fortune by humorously chronicling the decline of Western culture or
die trying.