Born in San Antone, went to high school in Seattle, at Nathan Hale, played football at Texas Tech, moved back to Seattle for a while, got a job in Austin at the Dallas Cowboys training camp and moved back to Austin. Started doing stand up, met my wife got married and eventually moved to New York City where I lived for four years before moving back to the greatest city in Texas, Austin...where I'm currently writing sports columns for Quirkee.com and Hogwild.net.