Johnny Beehner is simply magical. He has been performing stand up comedy since 1999. Johnny’s clean and clever style of humor has entertained audiences across the country for years. Targeting primarily himself as the butt of his jokes, you can’t help but laugh. Johnny has been described as being “silly,” “smart,” “hilarious,” and even “tall!”.
With a strong background in improvisational theater throughout all of college, including training at Chicago’s prestigious Second City, Johnny brings a very unique show to the stage. He was a finalist in the Chicago chapter of NBC’s Last Comic Standing in the second season. He has also performed comedy at Milwaukee’s Summerfest, the world’s largest music festival.
Johnny Beehner uses his incredible size to demolish the competition.
Johnny Beehner is not ready to be a father. But who is? Not me. Or Johnny. I already said that.
Johnny Beehner is thinking about becoming a pet detective.
Johnny Beehner need better access to his butt. Yeah, join the club, buddy!
Johnny Beehner hates cats and rightfully so.
Johnny Beehner doesn't want to be treated like family.
Johnny Beehner likes the Febreeze commercials.
Johnny Beehner's car is a real piece of you know what!