I am fascinated by a caber toss or a world's strongest man competition. I really enjoy the dictionary both as a means of learning new words and as a tool for killing things with too many legs. I can get sucked into the infinite cat project really easily. I like water, both being in it and drinking it but not at the same time. When I get nervous I talk like an 80 year old woman. I get worried about old people when I see them shoveling or carrying groceries. I can knit a scarf, I can beat you at fencing. My mom googled my name one day only two things came up: my status as a high school marching band alumnus and my recent performance on an all gay stand-up night. I really need to increase my web presence. I have a Paula and Carol Album from my childhood that I did a really good job coloring. I recognize the value of a nice pen. If you see me out and about you should talk to me. It might feel awkward but trust me, I am enjoying it.
