jay LaFarr's Stand-up Comedian Profile on Rooftop Comedy

I am a comic. I tell stories to make people laugh, and sometimes think. I want to be friends with everyone but it can't happen, because I also make bad first impressions. I do blame the Jews for the death of Christ, but thank them for the marshmallow peeps, which are quite delicious. I drink and party too much, and am trying to not do that, so I can meet a nice woman, who will let me live with her.