Sometimes mid-sentence or mid-thought my mind will just wander and I’ll just...


man clouds are pretty cool, they say clouds have a silver lining, but I think they mostly just look white. Wow there’s alot of shades of white.


I say dude so much that 1984 has been calling me trying to repossess my vocabulary. The good news is that unlike the bank that holds my student loans 1984 doesn’t know about caller ID so I just don’t answer the phone when they’re calling. I figure as long as I don’t go shopping for Spandex 1984 won’t catch up with me.


I was seriously considering cutting off all my hair and donating it to cancer kids.......


but then I was like fuck ’em!

Jason Hazelwood

http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/JasonHazelwood

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I Am Not A Nice Guy

Here Jason Hazelwood tries to explain to a crowd in Doylestown Pennsylvania that he's not a nice guy.

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