Jacob's father was killed by a stand-up comedian in the 90's. Now he has vowed to master the art and use it to track down and take his revenge on the man who destroyed his family. I WILL FIND YOU DICE CLAY!!!!
Update: Found him in a Woody Allen movie. We worked out our differences.
Jacob Wilson is a fighter and a winner! Nice moves, son!
Jacob Wilson is gonna get that smart little mouth of his slapped one day.