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		<title>David Hawkins at RooftopComedy</title>
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			<title>I don&apos;t read the paper</title>
			<link>http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/IDontReadThePaper</link>
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				Filmed on Feb 28, 2009.&lt;br/&gt;
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			<author>comics@rooftopcomedy.com (RooftopComedy Comics)</author>
			<category>Comedy</category>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:59:45 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>I&apos;m incredibly attractive!</title>
			<link>http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ImIncrediblyAttractive</link>
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				David Hawkins lets the crowd at the Russian River Resort know how hot he is and what he is willing to do about the fact.&lt;br/&gt;
				
				Filmed live at Rooftop at Large on Feb 25, 2009.&lt;br/&gt;
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			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Unscented LOTION</title>
			<link>http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/UnscentedLOTION</link>
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				Private time calls for unscented lotion...&lt;br/&gt;
				
				Filmed live at Rooftop at Large on Feb 25, 2009.&lt;br/&gt;
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			<author>comics@rooftopcomedy.com (RooftopComedy Comics)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>BRO-MOPHOBIA</title>
			<link>http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/BROMOPHOBIA</link>
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				David Hawkins is not really into the new breed of sensitive strait man. TV&apos;s BROMANCE sends him over the edge!&lt;br/&gt;
				
				Filmed live at Rooftop at Large on Feb 12, 2009.&lt;br/&gt;
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 18:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Ellen selling COVERGIRL!</title>
			<link>http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/EllenSellingCOVERGIRL</link>
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				David Hawkins questions the logic behind choosing a chapstick lesbian to sell your face paint.&lt;br/&gt;
				
				Filmed live at Rooftop at Large on Feb 12, 2009.&lt;br/&gt;
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			<author>comics@rooftopcomedy.com (RooftopComedy Comics)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Porno &quot;stars&quot;, Madonna &amp; Britney</title>
			<link>http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/PornoStarsMadonnaBritney</link>
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				David Hawkins is opinionated.&lt;br/&gt;
				
				Filmed live at Rooftop at Large on Feb 12, 2009.&lt;br/&gt;
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			<author>comics@rooftopcomedy.com (RooftopComedy Comics)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Clay Aiken came out</title>
			<link>http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ClayAikenCameOut</link>
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				Duration: 00:45

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				Filmed on Oct 4, 2008.&lt;br/&gt;
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			<author>comics@rooftopcomedy.com (RooftopComedy Comics)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:13:37 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>It&apos;s all about marriage</title>
			<link>http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ItsAllAboutMarriage</link>
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				Duration: 01:07

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				Filmed on Oct 4, 2008.&lt;br/&gt;
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			<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Mosquito bite on my eyelid</title>
			<link>http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/MosquitoBiteOnMyEyelid</link>
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				It really sucked but at least I got to pretend my boyfriend hits me.&lt;br/&gt;
				
				Filmed live at Rooftop at Large on Sep 15, 2008.&lt;br/&gt;
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			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:56:02 +0000</pubDate>
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