David describes himself as, "Naughty, spazzy, happy, clappy, daffy, thinker, lil stinker, dirty, a tad wordy, flirty, sicko, jerk-wad, polite, rude, sweet, hyper, and unable to be anything other than himself at all times."
David Hawkins
http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/DavidHawkins
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My Clips
Views: 242
I'm incredibly attractive!
David Hawkins lets the crowd at the Russian River Resort know how hot he is and what he is willing to do about the fact.
Views: 250
Unscented LOTION
Private time calls for unscented lotion...
Views: 310
BRO-MOPHOBIA
David Hawkins is not really into the new breed of sensitive strait man. TV's BROMANCE sends him over the edge!
Views: 302
Ellen selling COVERGIRL!
David Hawkins questions the logic behind choosing a chapstick lesbian to sell your face paint.
Views: 7,219
Porno "stars", Madonna & Britney
David Hawkins is opinionated.
Views: 4,986
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Mosquito bite on my eyelid
It really sucked but at least I got to pretend my boyfriend hits me.
