David describes himself as, "Naughty, spazzy, happy, clappy, daffy, thinker, lil stinker, dirty, a tad wordy, flirty, sicko, jerk-wad, polite, rude, sweet, hyper, and unable to be anything other than himself at all times."
David Hawkins lets the crowd at the Russian River Resort know how hot he is and what he is willing to do about the fact.
Private time calls for unscented lotion...
David Hawkins is not really into the new breed of sensitive strait man. TV's BROMANCE sends him over the edge!
David Hawkins questions the logic behind choosing a chapstick lesbian to sell your face paint.
David Hawkins is opinionated.
It really sucked but at least I got to pretend my boyfriend hits me.