I'm average height, if your a seventeen year old urban Croatian women. A friend of mine was married for less than a year, I think it's because he based his relationship on sex and not love. I know the difference, I've been married sixteen years and I get a LOT of love! I think we have a lot in common with the insect world, were all trying to avoid speeding cars. My Mom said, "You should have children, because they bring joy and happiness to your life." I said, "So does vodka!"

Danny Villalpando

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