Brandon Scott Wolf's Stand-up Comedian Profile on Rooftop Comedy

Brandon Scott Wolf was named the MVP of the 2011 Penn State Comedy Team by RooftopComedy.com and TBS after the team won the National College Comedy Competition.

Years ago, Brandon was lauded as, "The unfunniest Jew since Anne Frank." by some YouTube user. He was then told to, "Light yourself on fire you unfunny fucker. Never do [stand-up comedy] again."

Fun facts:

If you start reading this biography section over again, it reads the same every time.

Brandon founded Penn State's Most Outstanding Organization of the Year 2009-2010, Second Floor Stand-up, out of his second floor apartment in downtown State College.

Brandon's friends call him Brandon.

Brandon was born in Philadelphia, Pa., in 1989.

Brandon died in Alkali Lake, Ore., in 2062.

Brandon has yet to eat a Clif Bar.